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indigobluerose:

spencejsmith:

spencejsmith:

We maybe have a ghost in our house that has popped up since we’ve had work done on the walls, and random stuff keeps happening but something keeps opening my hamsters cage and leaving it open so I’ve just had to explain to thin air what a hamster is because as my sister pointed out, my house is old af and my ghost probably doesn't know what a hamster is, I’m also leaving it a note in the hopes it can read. 

just to illustrate, I don’t think my ghost means my hamster harm, it’s just confused 

Confused ghost just wants to pet the soft.

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parksanrec:

I’m the guy from the lady and the tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them

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adventures-in-fadewalking:

extremelyunlikely:

its-myst:

cm8x-insanity:

nukewolf:

sirdragneel:

artfulaveryhofferd:

strampunch:

fairytail-angel:

verityglasses:

combthecombel:

pokemon-chick-1personalblog:

strampunch:

mobians-and-emeralds:

coffeeandcursewords:

usedtobehmc:

jamesbleach:

onceuponakhaleesi:

luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!




….

…oh my god…

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

IT GOT BETTER

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

we’ve reached the ultimatum

IT’S BACK ON MY DASH AND IT BECAME BETTER

I see this post every couple of months and it never ceases to make me laugh like a fucking dolphin

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the-littlest-moon whispered:may I request sharks just looking absolutely, utterly confused?? any sharks it doesn't matter.

r3druger:

gentlesharks:

(Angular roughshark)

(Great White shark)

(Whitetip Reef shark)

(Common Thresher shark)

(Speartooth shark)

(Greenland shark)

(Cow shark)

(Blacktip Reef shark)

Lmao

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eryen-art:

This is my chocolate for you guys  (ʃƪ ˘ ³˘) ~~ ♥

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/eryen_art/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Eryen%E3%81%AEArt-1544962839107430/

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

samdirector24:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dannyelling:

writing-prompt-s:

You realize you’ve misheard your daughter. There’s actually a mobster under her bed.

BADA BING BADA BOOM

I’M SLEEPIN HERE

(Turns on nightlight)

Voice from Under Bed: Eeeyyyyyyy pally what’s da big idea

(Parent looking around room) Voice from under bed: “Fuggedabout it”

“You didn’t see nothin’“

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fourtygay:

mentallykickingyou:

mentallykickingyou:

greenzaku:

(via Honeybees let out a ‘whoop’ when they bump into each other)

THATS SO CUTE THEY’RE PRETTY MUCH SAYING SAYING “OOPSIE DAISY” OR “OH! SOMETHING HAPPENED!”

@starfoozle EL THEY ARE BEEPING

Bees have an expression for “!!!!” and that, my friends, is grand. 

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local-goblin:

when tumblr’s weekly malfunction kicks in and you’re not sure if posts aren’t loading correctly or if there’s a new wave of nihilism memes circulating around so you get stuff like this

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A post shared by Amaury Guichon (@amauryguichon) on

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obama-biden-memes:

Best 10 Memes Inspired by Trump and Trudeau Meeting

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harleyquinn1234 whispered:Share ten facts about yourself, then send this to your ten favourite followers (❁´◡`❁)*✲゚*

Thank you so much! I’m always happy to get an ask!

1. My favorite colors are: blue, red and black.

2. I love sharks! They’re my favorite animal.

3. I’m anime trash and the only shows with real people that I watch are: Walking Dead and Stranger Things (A little late on the hype train, I’m aware.)

4. I’m majoring in advertising, but I might go into copywriting because I suck at Adobe programs, for the most part. There’s way too much going on for me to remember everything, but I’m not bad at it. Also, writing is my forte. 

5. I love broadway musicals and I’ve seen quite a few thanks to my dad. 

6. I’m from Florida (Tragic isn’t it?)

7. My first Ghibli film was Kiki’s Delivery Service and it’s still one of my favorites.

8. I like sweets??? (No one cares lol)

9. I’m not good at math.

10. I have general anxiety disorder, but I’m working through it. (Driving is a slow process, but I’m already driving to school alone, so it’s a start.)

I have no idea if this was okay or not, but yay? I guess?? I tried and I hope I didn’t sound pretentious or rude. I have pent up sass and sarcasm, plus I’m half asleep. I hope it was more funny than mean. Thank you again for this!

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gentlesharks:

curious blue shark keeps booping the camera

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rutaskadis:

people who say ‘oh you’ll change your mind about never getting pregnant’ are definitely some of my least favorite people